I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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