so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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