"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
