Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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