We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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