Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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