They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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