hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
And then my night got REAL pukey
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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