what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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