why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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