in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
barbara walters just said penis...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
