drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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