if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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