think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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