I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
where are you?
Hypothermia
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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