How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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