Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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