Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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