Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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