CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
