halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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