Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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