So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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