do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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