This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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