Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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