im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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