Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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