I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
