Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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