It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
