Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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