it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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