I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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