So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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