Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he fucked my hip out of place.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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