Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
