I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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