He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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