Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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