How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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