So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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