It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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