I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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