i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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