she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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