I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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