he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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