Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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