I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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