Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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