so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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