nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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