Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
PANTIES FOUND
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