Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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