so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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