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• (607): View more from New York

  How was dinner with ur grandparents?

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  I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.

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• (858): View more from California

  Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.

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• (510): View more from California

  This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order

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