Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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